Just add water and throw on some Instant Underpants.
Right after you sign this Bathroom Guest Book.
Because LГњT is back! MEAT Business Cards -- LГњT #36 !!! Start your day with a cup of Joe using Canadiano a personalized wooden coffee maker that uses
a pour over coffee method and is carved out of Cherry, Walnut, or Maple which over time
slowly absorbs the flavor of each cup you make.
Once its ready drink it from the Toasty Mug to keep your hands warm.
If there's no time for coffee just add this Caffeinated Maple Syrup to your breakfast.
That you eat out of a Bacon Bowl.
Or just wear your breakfast with Power Bacon Deodorant, for when you sweat.... like a pig.
custom brochure printing Pig out on Glow in the Dark Ice Cream at Lick Me I'm Delicious, a portable ice cream company
that will come to your event and make awesome frozen creations using either the nitro ice
cream parlor or the nitro ice cream buggy.
Network like a carnivore during your event by handing out some Meat Business Cards.
But be sure to charge your iPhone first in this toaster dock.
If you have a thing that needs to be charged use the Thing Charger, to charge your things....
all of the things!
Get back to basics with one of these human powered devices. After tripling their goal
on Kickstarter the guys at Pedal Power are now ready to create and ship your personalized
machine or choose from their two stock products, the Big Rig or the Pedal Genny.
If you're pedaling a bike use these Turn Signal Gloves to be safe. They help you to be seen
by motorists with just the push of your thumb.
Then use your thumb to play with your Smart Plane that is crash proof, connected instantly
by touching your phone to the plane and flies for half an hour on a single charge.
Charge into battle with this awesome Rubber Band Machine Gun and do this to everything.
Let your feline friend battle this Egg Cat Toy that mimics and responds to your cat like
a smart little egg companion.
See how smart your friends are by giving them the gift of puzzles with this cryptic puzzle
pod that lets you set your own
Drink up with this shark attack glass .
And use Shark Fin Ice cubes to fill it keep your drink cold.
Act like a shark with Face Rig. An indiegogo campaign that lets you become a character
that even displays emotions using just a webcam.
Keep your feet warm with these Rechargeable Heated Insoles.
Or by using a fireplace anywhere. With the Anywhere Fireplace.
That you can set on your light up coffee table that let's you choose your own colors and
graphics for the table top.
For some prehistoric light use this Dino Lamp.
Or a Wall Torch Sconce that even detaches to take along on your adventures.
And create the perfect temperature with your Bed Jet that goes from toasty to cool with
the touch of a button.
Then cuddle up with your Custom Stuffed Animal made from your childhood drawings courtesy
of Budsies.com.
That may or may not end up looking similar to these Killer Bunny Slippers.
Which pair wonderfully with Enemies Socks.
The Smarty Ring shows you to see incoming and outgoing call notifications, alerts you
to text messages and emails, and updates from social media. And once you're
meters away
from your phone it beeps to remind you.
But for a mere $
you can own this Meteorite and Dinosaur Ring.
So tell everyone what's on your mind with Roller Notes.
Keep everything else in this Stuff I Want to Hide From Nosy People Box.
And as always - thanks for watching! *** ***
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